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HNA: Kai by bleedlings HNA: Kai by bleedlings

for #Happy-Never-After

Name: Kai (Real name is Keith Lennis Parlon)

Title: 5th of Spades card

Story: Alice in Wonderland

Job: Maid Cleaner

Skills: -Cleaning
-Playing cards//bricked
-Spying on people
-He has a strong face. He can take many stabs to the face before collapsing.
-throwing things

Weaknesses: -Fire (He'll literally burst into flames and die, with any contact. No stop drop and roll for him~)
-he's not very coordinated.
-running he's fucking slower then the Soldier in TF2, okay, maybe not THAT slow
-If he looses his card (for too long) or rips his card, he'll die.

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Height: 6'3 feet tall
Weight: 158 pounds

Weapon: Kitchen knife, fork, teacup, hands. Mostly the fork. (mainly anything he has in his hair)

Likes: -Playing tricks
-Other card games
-bittersweet food
-Questioning others
-Being right
-Men and women < u >
-frilly things
-Watching fights
-Barbies (like dolls)

Dislikes: -People touching his things
-When others cheat
-"sickly" sweet food
-Being questioned
-"idiots" coughcougheverybodytohimcoughcough
-Fish and meat
-Being touched
-Physical pain
-small animals

Personality: Kai is what we asshole, for lack of a better word. He's very sarcastic and is the biggest hypocrite. Usually, he's polite to a degree (when in a good mood). However when he gets to know somebody (or starts drinking) he becomes sarcastic, questioning and always seems to want to gamble with you. Whenever people bother him he acts very childish or quiet. He's incredibly stubborn and moody. Easily pissed off. He often wants the best for others, and not himself. He doesn't want people to make similar mistakes that he had.


Kai's parents were both cards in a magicians show. One day the magician found out a way to bring cards to life. So pretty much they were alive and granted with the power of magic. However the man and woman just preformed cheesy show magic like the magician the brought them to life. The magician stayed an important part in their family, until he died.

Kai unfortunately wouldn't be able to live as a human or cards and would just die. His parents took out his heart and enchanted a card to hold his very living soul/heart. They cursed his card so that until he began doing magic, he'd be forced to having a horrible life. Never to be happy.

Kai for a short time at the age of 21 worked as a guard for a queen. He was framed by the Knave of Hearts of stealing the queens tarts, innocently. He was sentenced to her dungeon for 1 year and then was to be executed. When in the dungeon he met a young girl who showed him a tunnel to escape. It took them 1 month to escape, each time they would try they would get their crime carved into their wrist or an insult. Neither of them saw what the others crime was or the insults they were called. In the end, Kai escaped and the young girl died. The young girl gave Kai her diary and her card, he wasn't able to keep it safe, killing her. He often refers to her as "she". He often relapses going into a manic crazed state if people steal or take away (even touch) his diary

Other additional info:
-His card is basically his heart. If it gets ripped up or destroyed he dies.
-His teacup is always filled with some kind of alcohol, no exceptions. He also always has it on him.
-He keeps like so much shit in his hair; like forks, cards, poker chips, notes, pens. No bags for him~
-He likes knowing everything about people.
-Really picky.
-He's a very arrogant
-He hates being called an idiot.
-calls people morons, idiots, cows, boobs, swine, butts, asses.
-He lost his eye in a bet with the mafia.
-Has a light English accent.
-a bit of a Haphephobiac, doesn't really mind touching others, but hates and is scared to be touch.
-His mother is very protective of him.
-Kai is Clueless
-Slightly suicidal

RP facts:
-Scratches on his face are thanks to his sisters Bella and Kitten
-He's part of the 5 eyed killers.
-He has no sisters or brothers.
-Deerhead x Kai forever
-He hates almost everybody
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tammy1a Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Hey, it's Tammy1a... :)
I've decided I'm going to be Belle so I'm going to try and reserve it. Mind telling me how you made your character? (Programs etc)
bleedlings Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You found me :'D
Alright awesome! So um, it's not my group haha but the link is here :iconhappy-never-after: and if you want to ask any questions you should ask them there. As for programs I used a program called paint tool sai and there's a bunch of free programs online haha. But the lines might be shaky if you don't have a tablet @__@;
tammy1a Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Ok I worded it wrong. I meant to just be telling u I reserved it... What name should I go with? Cali (meaning beauty) or Rosie just beacue it's Beauty and the Beast. And I haven't a tablet :( But I'll risk it. Ok later
bleedlings Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohhh okay haha! Oh, you should make her named Cali! I think it's a really cute name!
leekbun Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Kai BH don't gag Ovis, cuddle Pori instead
bleedlings Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kai: Why not? D':
Luskish Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Zia: im never giving you a gun to you when ur drunk again!
bleedlings Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kai: Suit yourself *crosses arms* I'll get somebody else to give me one~
Luskish Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Zia: mm-hhmm... -sarcastic-
Mansym Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg those facts.
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